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Kyoto Mans (i) on proudly presents


Ahoy to all the lunatics that are (un) hierherverirren regularly. Recently it was

time again. My brain has sealed. And critics to judge by something good. Therefore I also contains the longer you not before. Only in the forum it will be later, so you can feel you exclusive and elitist.
Am I not nice? : D

perhaps a little history first.
It went to a time when the hype about Tokio Hotel was particularly present. More specifically, said it came to pass in December of 2005. At that time, wrote some
Willow (or if someone unauthorized person is reading Misa from DN) that one of should make "Through the Monsoon" not something like "cripple and gays," but "what the meaning as" For the consumer, "blaspheme and the hit machine, the milk-faced and the sheep that follow them ..."
years later, in July 2008, read a certain monty (that's me) this post. And a certain brain (namely mine) cracked out loud (not really, but in a figurative sense) and began to work on. It was during the lunch break. I had little time, but I've used well (as always stop when I write)

any event, my thanks to my personal Pampel lots Muse, who had also agreed to proofread and ready to sing. And the name the band contributed (see title)

And here in the men's and women's critic of the writing workshop on Fohr, which I visit weekly. Normally we read there before probably know this, what you have written. I could not. I had to sing . Yes, I, a former karaoke-hating, shy, reserved monty. As mentioned somewhere schonmal: Föhr I'm really good, and I drove through Borgsum, I was apparently actually assimilated. ("Sum" is Latin for "I am." There is no ego in the Borg, I am assuming that the place name was shortened over time, simple, and originally "Borgsumus" = "we are Borg" known)

Anyway, for the consumer "was well received, and I thought I it did not include before you longer.

Title: For the consumer
Artist: Kyoto's (i) on
Album: commercial crap

your wallet is almost empty
my account fully, I want more
comes again 'wait out

The fans' new album ne
eternity long and are very ready
The mass will be jostling for purchase

This is all made in the consumption

For those who
only the trend question torments
More and more money we contribute to the Bank

I sing not because I remember it,
thinking 'just because
shortness fans all stuff
buy for the consumer

Half the wage is only for me, the rest
Sony BMG
The record company delivers what it promises

I know that they can recruit well
then one gets a lot more fans approached
I think there's no better self marketing

This is all made in the consumption

For those who
only the trend question torments

More and more money we contribute to the Bank
I sing not because I remember it,
thinking 'just because
shortness fans buy all the stuff
because you can not miss the advertising for the consumer


Hey ...
Hey ...

I care 'for scandals
alcopops and beer
print the newspaper for free advertising,
out more fans then me
we make money
Then we make money
So much money

This is for the consumer
all made
For those who
only the trend question torments

More and more money we contribute to the Bank
I sing not because I remember it,
thinking 'just because
shortness fans buy all the stuff
because you can not escape advertising
For the consumer
Then we make money
Then make money So much money is

On a side note:
Svenja - her Föhr holidaymaker and writing workshop participant - referred to the verb "proud". If someone has something nice to him, he can be so gestolzt. By praising him until he feels proud. And, by extension, during the writing workshop was then equal to the term "pride" - these are the people who praise one, so it is only then quite proud of the work.
Well, everyone who was allowed to read my works schonmal above all others, or as one of the first, shall in the circle of my "family pride" include: D

last but not least:
So even people who read my posts * Friends only * can not know who is unauthorized person is reading this can do.
Most readers (actually so far all of whom I know), belong to the species of the
Neridius insani (bekloppter Nerd) .
especially famous members of this group of life forms by the eponymous mad or crazy nature. This madness often results in a very active creative center in the brain of the object. The creativity discharges often nutty ideas, crazy stories, silly sayings, or even bizarre board games, and various other demented Creative projects, such as radio plays, short films of every genre, as well as emerging spontaneously from the chat history short stories (such as the massacre of vegetables and the like).
A meeting place for the Neridii insani , for example, the Bizarillitäten Festival in Bremen, to which I was to go in the writing workshop today strongly advised, as I mentioned it.

Pneumonia And Strep Throat

July

read:
Zeh / / Everything on the lawn
Jonathan Franzen / / The Discomfort Zone (started, but my ability to concentrate was with the many excesses of calls)

seen (yes, I have come to the series taste)
How I Met Your Mother (Seasons 1 & 2)
Californication (Season 1) awesome much!
Dexter ( isolated episodes)
Ally McBeal (intermittent episodes)
The Big Bang Theory (intermittent episodes)
Grey's Anatomy (intermittent episodes)
Coupling (intermittent episodes)
Scrubs ( the first episodes of Season 6) would have been good after the 5th stop

Allergic Reactions Jaw Pain

customers chaos and computer disasters

My very esteemed readers, viewers inside (with integrated head Cinema chip) and listener inside (read if the voices in my head like),

as you can see from the heading above, I report wiedermal from the store .

first if there was a rat Update:
you have struck again, losgeknabbert respectively. Today, while cleaning up an empty again Schokohaihülle was discovered. Bold, as ever, but who that is, we do not know to this day. But my boss tells
but my thoughts, and mentioned poison: D

also happened today, a case that reminded me of the films in the Pixi Grabbelkistchen plunging customer the other day. Only this time that the offender escapes undetected.
We have recently been learning so-called thrillers in the range. Crime novels that can be read in several languages, and also include some tasks, grammar or the like. There are these thrillers in DVD cases packed. It is then Enjoy a book and a CD to the same pronunciation can mitlernen reasonable.
are of course some of these (full) shells in the shop window. Is so new, and potential customers to see. From
shop interior viewed from directly in front of the window space on which are built up, there is also the stock that is available for purchase.
One should believe that customers who want something closer look, just take an envelope from the Pappregälchen.
But Nope.
Someone - without asking, and that is really frowned upon here - one of the envelopes from the delivery made.
Now that's not bad. The shop window is dependent on the site very accessible, and if a customer takes out since what, that also resets properly, is all right.
But, whoever that was, first, has settled the price of course. Lost because we have such price card, which is then inserted just simply from the shell. When someone opens now, the thing falls down, of course.
Secondly, he put the envelope not properly returned.
Third and schlimmstens: he had taken the CD out of the shell, not put them back again, and just left lying around on a book leave.
Well thank you very much.
I first saw the CD, had to find out what it was, looked first of all shells, and finally found the half-emptied in the delivery. Something like
must really not be.

This was then happened but still not enough chaos.
I was just at the cashier, pressed F5 to save, once it cracked excessively loud, and the server gave up the ghost.
Thus was launched the Cheffe, and we could continue to collect first Sun It always nice note that was sold, so that the later has everything in order, and each correct number of each product is displayed in the system.
We thought at first, the heat would have done to create the computer simple. But even with additional cooling fan from outside, would no longer start.
Thus was launched the expert.
The first thought also that the heat was too much, and wanted to install additional cooling fans.
But when he had screwed the computer then, he noticed that something was broken, which would not have to cancel. It was hanging loose around now, and therefore denied the fan is serving.
The computer was kidnapped briefly and came after half an hour recovered back to us. Again
lucky.
At least we could use the cash card or device, and book orders worked to some degree even (thanks to the Internet connection of the second computer. Only the POS system containing missing all the time)
Well, we have the will but mastered very well. Took a little longer just everything, because had to be written off and an ISBN, but most had no problem.
I love it when a customer says "Does not matter, but I leave and time ^ ^
have Strangely, there are many spa guests in comparison to the thousands of travelers in a hurry. As the need of relaxation time, relaxation time rush, and could not relax at all: D
Oh, and my head data center was also again called for something. Calculator use is longer for me to count than in the head. Ne thing is good: D

Free Reptile Cage Plans

trolls, rats and other customers

Ahoy dear readers, reader and spectators with integrated head Cinema chip,

as you all know, or learn the same if it were not knew, I am working in a bookstore, at later times to be a bookseller. Yes, I know, sounds like a strange way to take that job. Sure, it would be easier to accept someone's identity, who has been a bookseller / in, or just to drink a zuckckerglasierten double Gallus (which is so sugary that it zuckckerglasiert just two ck must sign), and hope the rest of my life , I was hallucinating bookseller. But I chose the hard way, and it has not yet looked back.

With this step I am now, for example, in a position to me upset about various types of customers happy, or to wonder also, as so many other people in a bookseller blog, which really only bookseller blogs - do, and did - or at least most of bookseller blogs and will do.
one can tell I schonmal: customers are comfortable in any store of any kind on the whole the same. Say, there are those over which one is pleased that, on the one less pleased that, where one is pleased when they are gone, and that take only the head shaking.

We have, for example, for a few days house rats. Human rats.
us at in the range there are a lot of stuff from the mirror castle. Princess Lillifee and Captain Sharky and all that. These also include several candies. Among other small sharks stuck chocolate, wrapped only in printed aluminum foil, and on a black board are.
did this I found the day before an empty shell. In the heating. Has he got someone hungry, the brazenly aufgefuttert in the store, and dispose of the packaging.
did this I found yesterday an empty shell. In the midst of the still intact chocolate sharks. Has anybody is getting hungry again, the brazenly aufgefuttert in the store, simply re-packaged and the packaging to the still to be sold chocolate sharks.
of them I now found an empty shell. This time it was really only the aluminum foil. Has he got someone hunger, aufgefuttert boldly in the store, the box regardless of desperation eaten, and the Folienschnipselchen that tasted not as good as the box, tucked just over the shelf in a piggy bank.
I've toyed with the idea to sow rat poison, but you will not know the whole place is full of foam puck Ender, uncontrolled twitching, have honest customers
What I wonder now, above all. If the child who steals the chocolate not well educated? If the young person who is stealing the chocolate is not well bred, or just revolted? If the adult who is stealing the chocolate, by all good spirits leave?
We do not know, but one thing is clear: Anyone who is bold enough, is hardly caught.
Fortunately, most customers are honest customers. Fortunately, most customers their children under control. And fortunately, the damage has always been limited.

Let us now get to the actual event, from what I write here again.
So the trigger were now the human rats, but other clients also have long haunted me around in my head.

Those who come as a big swarm of locusts on us, destroying everything in seconds, and then move on to make the next fiscal to the ground, or a Hurricane imitate.
As one turns one round in the store, and clears up everything. Since it is sometimes just short of the cash, or a shelf turns only briefly to the back. Since it fits just not for one second.
And already, one could argue that it was haunted by poltergeists.
magazines stuck somewhere else, not only where they belong. Books are scattered throughout the room, far from the place where they should be. Stuffed animals were simply stuffed into some shelf somewhere, where it was certainly not her. The main thing is out of his way.

Now it is not like that I understand somewhere.
Sure, our magazine racks are in places somewhat crowded (Thanks, magazine industry, with your great extras on all children's magazines, it provides real space problems. Two books simultaneously on the shelf Is not?, No space.) AAAB if you can not back then a folder inside gets, then you can simply deliver at the box office, asking that one should put it back. Or it shall be clearly marked on the shelf. Since there are at least quickly, and it can clean up.
But the tactics of most customers lies in the fact, just about anywhere on the shelves to fill a gap that, even if said gap very difficult to achieve. And then you have to find the first. What proves even more difficult when the magazine somewhere behind another, in an entirely different issue includes disappears. Also in
books. If you do not know from which pocket book column is the now, because the order which is behind it, as a customer nunmal not (he) knows, and not (he) needs to know, then you can that also clearly visible on the shelf to place or inquire, or make them stop at the box office. We therefore bite anyone. On the contrary. I'm lucky if I do not clean up until a cuddly toy shelf in order to find a paperback book, which belongs to the other end of the bookstore.
I'm almost as happy if the books you do not put back, cross on the shelf lie, and thus of those who belong on the shelf, because they are on full view because it very precisely known and / or are popular stand. If a book because someone very neat places it on the wrong pile, the one can not escape easily.
And for the case that we actually still know which column is from the book, and at which place it belongs in this column, then you can calmly and properly reset. You mean, the whole book must be behind the Plexiglas. Not one half hanging out. And because the books are not so pure, filled that bend aämtliche corners. If that is not hinbekommt because the place is too short (for example, because another customer is a thicker book, that it not belongs, as it has held up), then you can put the book on the shelf. Clearly visible. Or bring an employee who then wegpackt properly.
We really do not bite.
Not even bite the dog.

sum, customers may also be neat. It hurts no one to treat things with care, do not belong to a (still).

I personally went there before I had embarked on the career so that I in bookstores and similar shops, have made sure that I have taken out to make it then there can stand up again. I could not even put to him, things got messed up completely were again add to their alphabetical order. And I know that I do with this "problem" are not alone.
I am grateful.
I am grateful for every customer who knows how to behave.
He's polite to me. The
educates his children well, and they in doubt, just throw themselves out of the store (a high for consistent parents).

I think that even the reasonable customer predominate numerically. Unfortunately, fewer chaotic very quickly to bring everything up.

A customer that the chaotic team will be joined, there were times the other day.
a welded-book was discovered. She wanted
once inside.
you asked anyone.
you to crack the package, read in, took the book - not the packaging - with the cashier.
pay you wanted.
The bar code was gone.
She told what she had done.
She said where she had done it.
We did not find the package today.
Either she has the stuffed somewhere very far behind a book that looks as if it would be of interest to anyone at any time before, or our rat was hungry and wanted a change from the time constant chocolate.

We end this madness shop exclusively in the writing published report with a quote from the boss: (about thieving children) "should be those which Arms break "


Addendum: I know that good customer mentioned here hardly the reason is that nice, polite, friendly, courteous, amiable man with the patience, the work that you do, appreciate, and even. just well bred, and distribute them good education and successful, not a good material for sensational Motzereien are;)


Addendum 7.24. Today we have mentioned earlier film, which had put plugs the customer anywhere, but discovered the case. we have a grab bag with Pixi books. That they had sunk the thing.