Patriotic Paper Towel Holder

Dear drivers ...

Go on, take from me the right of way. I'm just a cyclist. Cyclists have never prevail.
Please, pass it while I'm on the opposite lane. I'm just a cyclist, at a pinch, I throw myself sideways into the bushes.
Pretend You Do not park a try. I'm just a cyclist. Your car will get away with a bump. Los
, overtaking me calm while I'm in the middle in the code-compliant, properly displayed turns. I'm just a cyclist. If you are driving me on I do not have to live with it. You know.